这只老虎一天早上醒来感觉好极了，他出去把一只小猴子逼到了角落，冲他咆哮，“丛林中所有的动物中谁最强大？”可怜的小猴子颤抖着回答：“当然是您了，谁也不如您强大。”

　　一会儿，老虎又遇到了一只鹿，他怒吼道，“谁是最伟大、最强壮的丛林动物？”鹿抖动得非常厉害，几乎话都说不出来了，但它还是设法结结巴巴地说：“啊，伟大的老虎，您是林里最最伟大的动物。”

　　老虎晕晕忽忽装腔作势走到大象跟前，大象正在安静地用力咀嚼着青草。老虎声嘶力竭地咆哮，“所有的丛林动物谁最强大？”

　　大象用鼻子抓住了老虎，把他卷起来，又把他重重地放下，又卷起来，摇来摇去直到老虎身上青一块紫一块，最后把他猛地扔向附近的一棵树。

　　老虎摇摇晃晃站起来，看着大象说：“伙计，只是因为你不知道答案，你也没必要这么不耐烦。”

 King of the Jungle

　　There was this tiger, who woke up one morning, and just felt great. He just felt so good, he went out and cornered a small monkey and roared at him: WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS? And this poor quaking （颤动）little monkey replied: You are of course, no one is mightier than you.

　　A little while later this tiger confronts a deer, and just bellows out: WHO IS THE GREATEST AND STRONGEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS? The deer is shaking so hard it can barely speak, but manages to stammer: Oh great tiger, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle.

　　The tiger, being on a roll, swaggered, up to an elephant that was quietly munching on some weeds, and roared at the top of his voice: WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE JUNGLE?

　　Well, this elephant grabs the tiger with his trunk, picks him up, slams him down; picks him up again, and shakes him until the tiger is just a blur of orange and black; and finally throws him violently into a nearby tree.

　　The tiger staggers to his feet and looks at the elephant and says: Man, just because you don’t know the answer, you don’t have to get so pissed.