教皇访问美国时，告诉司机他突然想开车了，司机是个天主教徒，做梦都不会质疑教皇的权威。教皇开着车，司机坐在后排。

　　汽车超速，警察让车靠边停下，给总部打电话说有车超速，但里面是一个非常重要的人物。

　　头儿：“谁在车里头，是市长吗？”

　　警察：“比市长重要。”

　　头儿：“是州长吗？”

　　警察：“比州长重要。”

　　头儿：“难道是总统吗？”

　　警察：“比总统重要。”

　　警察局长很生气，喊道，“谁会比总统重要？”

　　警察镇静地小声说，“我这么跟你说吧，我不知道这个人是谁，但教皇给他当司机。”

　　While the pope was visiting the USA， he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver was a good Catholic man， and would not ever dream of questioning the pope's authority. So the pope sat at the wheel， while his driver got in the back.

　　They were traveling down the road doing between 70 and 80 mph， when a policeman happened to see them. As he pulled them over， he called in to headquarters reporting a speeding limo， with a VIP inside it.

　　The chief asked： Who is in the limo， the mayor？

　　The policeman told him： No， someone more important than the mayor.

　　Then the chief asked Is it the governor？

　　The policeman answered： No， someone more important than the governor.

　　The chief finally asked： Is it the President？

　　The policeman answered： No， someone even more important than the President.

　　This made the chief very angry and he bellowed： Now who is more important than the President？！

　　The policeman calmly wispered： I'll put it to you this way chief. I don't know who is this guy， but he has the pope as his chauffeur.

　　注：那人肯定是上帝了。