The Regular常客

　　A local bar regular had been drinking all night. This particular night the regular drank a little more than usual.

　　一个地方酒吧的老主顾整夜喝酒，这个晚上他喝得比平常多一点。

　　The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the regular stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time， same result. He figures he''ll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.

　　服务员最后说酒吧要关门了，所以老主顾站起来想离开，脸冲地跌倒了，他试着再次站起来，同样的结果。他想他要爬出去，吸一些新鲜空气，可能会使他清醒起来。

　　Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he decides to crawl the 3 blocks to his home and when he arrives at the door， he stands up and falls flat on his face.

　　在外面他又一次站起来又爬在了地上，所以他决定爬三个街区回家，当他到达门口时，他站起来又脸冲地跌倒了。

　　He crawls through the door into his bedroom. When he reaches his bed， he tries one more time to stand up. This time he manages to pull himself upright but he quickly falls right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow.

　　他爬过门进入卧室，当摸到床时，他再次想站起来，这次他努力把自己向上拉，但又立刻跌到了床上。他的头一碰到枕头就立刻进入了甜美的梦乡。

　　He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting loudly. So， you’ve been out drinking again！！ What makes you say that？ He asks as he puts on an innocent look. The bar called， you left your wheelchair there again.

　　他第二天醒来时，妻子站在床边冲他大喊，“你又在外面喝酒！”“你为什么那么说呢？”他装做一副无辜的样子问道。“酒吧来电话说，你又把你的轮椅落在那了。”